Originally submitted to me by "19652plus2", with some editing and apologies to the female viewers:

Missing Wife

A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:

Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and still hasn't come home.

Sergeant: What is her height ?

Husband: Oh, 5 something . . .

Sergeant: Build?

Husband: Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant: Did she go in a car?

Husband: Yes.

Sergeant: What kind of car was it?

Husband: A 1965 Pontiac GTO convertible, Fontaine Blue with a white top, Parchment interior, original 389 Tri-Power motor ,a Muncie 4-speed trans and 3.55 Saf-T-Track rear. It had an AM/FM radio with reverb, power steering and brakes. The car had only 48,000 miles and was in mint condition except for a very thin scratch on the driver’s door. I bought it in 1998 from the original owner.

At this point the husband started crying.

Sergeant: Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.